Anybody know any Christmas Jokes?
Let's brighten up the YLC Forum for Christmas.
It was Christmas Eve in at the meat counter and a woman was anxiously picking over the last of the few remaining Turkeys in the hope of finding a large one. In desperation she called over the shop assistant and said, "Excuse me, do these Turkeys get any bigger"? "No Madam, he replied, "They're all dead".
Q. Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
A. Because it soots him.
What about, Breaking news from Egypt:
they've found a tomb covered in nuts and chocolate.
Experts say it was a Pharaoh Rocher.