Bizarre gadget for catching partners cheating

This new mattress from Durmet, named the 'Smarttress', (although I'm not sure how appropriate that name is) is designed to help you catch your partner cheating on you. 

The SmartTress is fitted with an array of pressure sensors which can detect if the bed is being used for sexual activities. 

Should someone have sex in the bed whilst you're not there, you'll be notified on your smartphone. You can then view some very specific statistics such as the duration of the sex, the intensity (rated out of 100 per cent), the amount of 'impacts per minute' and where on the bed there is activity.

No, this isn't an ill timed April fools joke, this product is very real, you can even download the app for iOS or Android right now. 

What do you think about this? If you were out to catch your partner cheating, everything that this expensive mattress ($2200) does could be performed by a camera, albeit without the creepy statistics, plus you would know who else is on the bed. 

Smarttress website

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You' don't have to be pretty thick to need one of these gizmos to find out if your partner was cheating on you. 

Hillarious !!!

You could even measure your own performance against the other individual

One upmanship?

Shouldn't that be One Up personship Fast Eddie?

It is all a matter of perception.

That must be a very expensive mattress...why not just buy a little camera...although I do think if one has to go to such lengths..then the marriage is in trouble anyway...

Agree with Thea the relationship must be pretty bad to consider this 'spy bed'.

I can't help but think, what if the offending partner has a shag, so to speak on the lounge, in the car, etc.  I'm sure not all cheating partners use the marital - family bed.

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