Do you like knock-knock jokes?

If yes, what's your favorite joke?

Mine:

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Broken pencil.

Broken pencil who?

Never mind, it's pointless.

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Knock knock

Who's there?

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Owls say


Owls say who?


Yes, they do.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Oscar


Oscar who?


Oscar silly question and get a silly answer!

 

Knock knock

Who's there?

Beats

Beats who?

Beats me?

 

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Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Turnip

Turnip who?

Turnip the volume, I love this song!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfmsIjknYFc

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LOL

I couldn't find the Topic, I think it was called "A joke a Day keeps the Undertaker Away"

But I'd like to add  this funny one.

Paddy says to Mick - "How did you get on at the Faith Healing group last night?"

Mick said, "He was absolutely shite, even the fellow in the wheelchair got up and walked out".

 

 

:) Good one Hola.

Hola ... think the title of that joke topic has been changed to Happy Hanukkah as per link below:

https://www.yourlifechoices.com.au/the_meeting_place/post/a-laugh-a-day-keeps-the-undertaker-away?page=25

I wish I knew how to make one of those lovely cards, but I just wanted to say to all the Staff and members of YLC

Have a wonderful Christmas and may the New Year find you happy and surrounded by the love of family and friends. HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE !!!!

:) How lovely Hola and the same to you.

Thank you RnR. 

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