If 4 out of 5 suffer with diarrhoea, does that mean 1 out of 5 enjoy it?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

If a pig loses it's voice, is it disgruntled?

If we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Do Lipton Tea employees take "coffee breaks"?

Is it true that you never learn to swear until you learn to drive?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

How do those dead bugs get into the enclosed light fittings?

Whose cruel idea was it to put an "S" into the word lisp? 

and finally....

Why do they put pictures of criminals in post offices? Wouldn't it be better if they put the picture on stamps then the Postman could drive around the neighbourhood and maybe recognise him?

Have a great week everyone!!!!!!