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LOL– definitely need some today Hola.
RnR - I take a few a day, can't stand idiots.
:) Good one Suze.
Looks like the chick that snuck through QLD border
Did you photoshop that RnR ?? :)
No photoshop by me Suze ... a post I got on Facebook.
And like you I saw a distinct resemblance to that horrible Queensland invader.
Oh Dear, That gave me a shock, looks like a "Nightmare on Elm Street".I thought those two girls looked like a couple of Hookers. Did you hear one of their brothers complaining, " it's because they're black", everyone has come down on them.
I thought they were Hola!
Fancy doing that to the face, they look terrible.
Yes I read what the brother said this morning, they certainly have a problem!
My wife is missing.
HUSBAND: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and hasn't come home!!
POLICE OFFICER: Age?HUSBAND: I'm not sure. Somewhere between 50 and 60. We don't do birthdays. POLICE OFFICER: Height?HUSBAND: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall. POLICE OFFICER: Weight?HUSBAND: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat. POLICE OFFICER: Colour of eyes?HUSBAND: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed. POLICE OFFICER: Colour of hair?HUSBAND: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember. POLICE OFFICER: What was she wearing?HUSBAND: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly. POLICE OFFICER: What kind of car did she go in?HUSBAND: She went in my truck. POLICE OFFICER: What kind of truck was it?HUSBAND: A 2017, pearl white Ram Limited 4X4 manufactured September 16th, with 6.4l Hemi V8 engine ordered with the Ram Box bar and fridge option, led lighting, back up and front camera, Leather heated and cooled seats, climate controlled air conditioning. Custom matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats. Trailing package with gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB ports, and 4 power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo tires. It has custom retracting running boards and under-glow wheel well lighting. POLICE OFFICER: Take it easy sir. We'll find your truck.
L O L . Very funny.
LOL Good one RnR
WHEN DONALD VISITED THE VATICAN
"I met with Pope Francis today. He's a really great pope — great, great pope. You know he's the leader of the Catholic Church — big church, big BIG church."
I couldn't believe it when he told me how many Catholics there are. Way more than I thought. They have churches all over the world; some are very, very close (so close) to my hotels and golf courses. He tells me he's elected for life, probably copying that Xi guy in China. Fantastic idea, though. Fantastic.
"He told me he's infallible. I said that's great, you'll never have to worry about breaking a hip. And told me about a Mary Magdalene, beautiful girl, beautiful. Apparently a hooker. I asked him for her number. Didn't catch his answer. I'm told he said it in Latin. I give the guy credit because he doesn't look Latino.
"He took me into the Sistine Chapel. Beautiful ceiling. Not the usual white stucco stuff. I don't think too many people even know about this place. The paintings are great, I'm telling you. Lots of colours. The Pope (great guy, by the way, knows more about the Bible than almost anybody, we got along great, I think he really likes me) told me the whole thing was painted by this young Italian. I think his name is Mike Langelo.
"At least that's what Francis (we're great friends) called him, I think. Trust me, we're going to hear more about this guy. He's really artistic, and everybody tells me I have the greatest eye for the best art. It's natural, just like my incredible understanding of science. All the renowned scientists say they can't believe it.
"I told Francis I'd like to buy some of Mike's art. I asked if Mike's done anything on velvet. He'll check (great guy). I'll hang his stuff at Mar-a-Lago or Trump Tower. This Mike guy needs more exposure. He's too much with the churches.
"He could paint my presidential portrait on the Capitol Dome. Or maybe a mural on my big, beautiful border wall; but just on our side.
"When we left, the pope gave me a bible. Huge book. Huge. I told him I have the full set. You get one for free every time you take a porn star to a hotel room."
"Unbelievable. Just heard. The main stream media is at it again. Fake news. Fake news!! I just saw something on TV. They claim Mike the painter died 450 years ago. Sad. I've already got people looking into this and you won't believe what they're finding."