The Meeting Place

Laughter is the Best Medicine

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A political solution

A politician visited a remote rural town asked the locals what the government could do for them.

“We have two big needs,” said the residents, “First, we have a hospital but no doctor.”

The pollie whipped out his mobile phone, spoke for a while and then said, “I have sorted it out. A doctor will arrive here tomorrow. What is your other need?”

“There's no mobile reception anywhere in town.”


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The other politician replies "No worries. We're both here."

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The granny answers: "You know, I don't have teeth anymore. I just prefer to suck the chocolate around them."

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