As usual, the Queen was a silent bystander! Women don't have a brain or say in such jokes. They just follow their man in female stupidity......!
Still going on. Females shown to be followers and rarely leaders.
Good one Suze.
:) You have to love newspapers and online news ... very entertaining, often in unintended ways.
Love the "Miracle Cure kills Fifth Patient"
I have one of those -- and I still have not got around to so many things ; ))
A popular poem from Willie Nelson
I'll have to pass these ones on, they are so funny.
All great -- thank you all
:) Suze ... all very good LOL.
I still rely on that one.
Veggie prayers LOL.
:) Good one Suze.
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.
A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Guinness?"
The shop assistant asks, "Are you Irish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"
The shop assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't." The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Guinness, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?" The staffer replied, "Because you're in Bunnings.”
When I heard that oxygen and magnesium hooked up I was like OMg.
What do you call two crows on a branch? Attempted murder
:) Very clever.
A programmer's wife tells him: "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen." The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.
Oh dear ... so funny but so sadly very true In FNQ.
Yes, RnR very sad --