Nanny-state laws muscle in on manhood

Once again regulators are putting the health and safety of men ahead of that gender’s desire to reach their full potential.

Overnight the Therapeutic Goods Administration (TGA) banned two drugs that help chaps become twice the men they once were.

One of the pills is popular with body builders who want to acquire mass without getting fat, and the other … well, let’s just say the second one is marketed as ‘Big PENIS’.

Much to the likely shock of muscle men around the nation, the TGA said it had tested a product labelled BFB (Be Fast Block) Capsules and found that they contained the undeclared substance Clenbuterol. Who knew?

Australians are bypassing prescription-only and anti-doping rules to buy products with Clenbuterol online, according to TGA investigations.

Further, after testing Big PENIS tablets, the TGA found they contained the undeclared ingredients of sildenafil and chloramphenicol. Quelle horreur!

The regulator said the product, acquired online by “a number of people in Australia”, had not been tested for quality, safety or efficacy, but it’s okay if your doctor prescribes drugs with these aforementioned ingredients.

Consumers are being asked to stop taking these two banned ‘enhancers’ and hand over any remaining product to their nearest pharmacist for disposal.

Do you think the drugs regulator is being too harsh with peeps who just want to be a better version of themselves? Shouldn’t individuals have the right to take their health into their own hands, given that it is perfectly legal to ingest ‘dangerous’ substances such as tobacco and alcohol?

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Quite frankly I think there are many people that are into this   --- bodybuilding  --  that look downright horrid -- ok to have a lovely well-muscled body but boy some are over the top and are ugly as and quite frankly look deformed

 

You're joking of course Olga "Do you think the drugs regulator is being too harsh with peeps who just want to be a better version of themselves? "

This should have happened a long time ago and should be more stringent.

Regulators in Australia test only a fraction of the available supplements. Aside from the problem of new and unknown ingredients, there's also the problem of supplements that contain hidden ingredients. Reports of liver, kidney and heart damage is being ignored by those who want to create the perfect body, they’re only killing themselves. Supplements are only part of a continuum of bodybuilding products that crosses into a black market supplied by criminal networks. 

To the young body builders out there, you can look good have a great body without putting all that junk into it and risk dying before your time.

Sacre bleu!!! A quick question to Dr Google reveals that the ingredient sildenafil is sold by Pfizer under the brand name of Viagra. So there needs to be some legal hoops to jump through and payments to the ferry master. The other anti bacterial ingredient cloramphenicol is used extensively to fight severe infections such as E coli and menengitis. Often used for patients who may be allergic to penicillin. There are some serious side effects, so why would anyone want to take that stuff?? Its common knowledge that body building gives you a small penis. Isnt that right Reagan? 

Quelle horreur!!! Adri.anus. You are having problems with your little tweety bird? The Japanese share your problem, they are very small too and it has come to my knowledge they find Muira Puama a very useful herb, this enhancement drug has been called ‘potency wood’ because of its use as an aphrodisiac and sexual stimulant and is sourced from the Brazilian Amazon rainforest. It might work for you mate LOL

By the way babe, if you have a naturally small ding a ling body building will have no effect on it!!

Come on guys, does Adrianus look like a body builder by any stretch of the imagination!!

I thought you owned a body building gym Reagan. Looks like youve got a couple of members on here too. Small members. Sorry guys, but in my opinion women still enjoy natural masculinity but keep posing in the mirrors to see if there's any improvement on that front. 

Babe, I know you’re a weakling but let me educate you, gyms differ. There are fitness centres, body building gyms and monkey gyms (you may be familiar with the latter). At our place we sculpt bodies not train them to look like gorillas. When they leave our gyms they look like the stunning Frances Abbott.

Image result for frances abbott in competition bikini

People can't get access to drugs that will actually improve their health and well being because of government regulation, why should people who want to import drugs for recreation be treated any differently?

Or have I just fallen for a non news story again?  Either wy, I feel it difficult to build up any amount of outrage or empathy for this story.

Women prefer men with an athletic build and the perfect ratio is 1.618

For example I have a 32 inch waist, and my shoulders are 52 inches

where the Ideal waist is 45% of height

BMI should be 21

ROFLMBO no you don't raphael, we all know what you look like, hahaha

Withdrawal symptoms getting too much for you? hahaha

 I have a 32 inch waist, and my shoulders are 52 inches

LOLOLOL, hold onto your dream olbaid, if that's what gets you up in the morning so you can write more daily crap.

Why worry about an athletic build --- personality doesn't fade body and beauty do -- so many people that are obsessed with their bodies etc are total bore.

LOL ... see the game is back on fellas ... very on-point after the Trump/Iran tweets. Looking forward to the contest.

 

I'm not interesting in playing childish games with rude posters here. What kind of site is this that encourages such behaviour

:) Of course not Lothario and as for the site ... who knows? Guess you have the ask their admin about that.

Does it not stand to reason that the bigger a man makes his body look, with overdone muscles, the smaller his little dangly bit will look? ...even when upright? Lithe male bodies are far more attractive....

Why are you changing the subject pussy? Do you have concerns about your body?, attractiveness?, size?, or are you just trying to bully as usual?

 

Did you arrive at this conclusion via the deep gravitational pull of your spiritual energy?????? hahaha

You are muddling me up with Sophie.

 

The anaconda strikes again. Crikey when is she going to learn?????

 

Robi, that's partly true but in reality its the body building and the suppliments making the gym jumkies shrink. People like Reagan, Micha, and Ray are just embarrassed to admit it. This is why there is a market for those types of drugs.

Don’t know why my name is being mentioned. Have never set foot in a gym, ever since they told me with my physical attributes and Adonis looks, I need no further help. So I run instead, mostly away from the girls who chase me. I know Ray is a keen cyclist and Reagan coaches some of our top people. Sounds like you are undergoing a heavy dose of the jealousy tremors. Take a bex and have a lie down Aquarius.

 

Those Viagra tablets can be very dangerous and should be administered by a Doctor with a warning. A friend of my husband's told him he was on a hot date and took some Viagra before he met up with the said lady. Unfortunately his erection started too early and he called an ambulance because it lasted 4 hours. He had to be admitted to hospital, much to the embarrassment of the patient, and the amusement of the hospital staff. 

HOLA, I can vouch for your story, same thing happened to me, had to go to hospital and it took 3 nurses (female) to unstiff me. Two to hold it down while the third hit it a few times with a rubber mallet. Well the long and the short of it was that there was an upside. I did gain four inches in length, but the downside is that it is now only 3/4 of an inch wide! but never mind the ladies now reckon that I'm a real rib tickler!

sageman - what an incredible experience. You could easily be in the Guiness Book of Records, or you can follow Micha's recipe for the HomeMade Olive Oil massage, which I'm sure would do you a lot of good. If it helps let us know?

Better still HOLA if you will do the massaging then you would know straight away if it helped or not!!

Ooohhhh, you are very cheeky. 

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