Non Inspirational Quotes and Sayings

NON INSPIRATION SAYINGS.

 

1. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all people who opposed them.

2. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos…then you probably haven’t completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

3. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

4. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

5. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

6. A person who smiles in the face of adversity…probably has a scapegoat.

7. Plagiarism saves time.

8. If at first you don’t succeed, try management.

9. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

10. TEAMWORK…means never having to take all the blame yourself.

11. The beatings will continue until morale improves.

12. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.

13. We waste time, so you don’t have to.

14. Hang in there, retirement is only fifty years away!

15. Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker

16. A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.

17. When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.

18. INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.

19. Succeed in spite of management.

20. Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.

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I hope male homosexual sex acts are  excluded  from that advise . 

:) Do unto others ...

 

The perfect way to undo that stupid quote RnR :)

RnR,

Snip snip and Bobs your auntie !

SD

........    clever comment Shaggers .....   :-)

What the ....

5 Rules To Remember in Life

1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they are in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk!

Never sleep with someone whose troubles are greater than your own!

SD

 

This thread was put up for those people who hate positive quotations and the people who find them heart warming...

Obviously..the creator of this thread thought there was a need for it..

I have now restored it..and perhaps when the negative group find they need to say something nasty or unburden their pessimistic, defeatist, gloomy, cynical, bleak, fatalistic, dismissive, antipathetic, uncooperative, obstructive personalities..they can make use of this thread...

Happy Christmas or if you don't celebrate.. then Happy Pagan holiday...




 

Thea,

You are completely lacking in any sense of humour.  You have no understanding of irony or satire.

A person who lacks a sense of humour is devoid of any sense of proportion.

This thread is a great deal more entertaining than you banal thread of Slogans and Cliches.

Why talk to a shadow 

Radish,

Thank you for this topic.  Great fun.

Such a refreshing change from the viscious comments and bullying from the Micha/Fleur mob, ... of whom Fleur couldn't resist coming online here and yet again trying to create disharmony.

Down with the Micha/Fleurs of this world!!!

spot on Twila...it was put up because I love a laugh and those who have a good S.O.H  seem to live longer lives than those who cannot have a good belly laugh.

remember meeting a chap who told hubby and I that he was devoid of a sense of humour and he never liked or laughed at jokes....very sad.

Radish,

That is so sad.  Perhaps things had happened in his life to cause this.

I do love this thread. 

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Hahahaha good one Micha, LOL

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HAHA, now that's a winner

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Just uncorked a fine bottle of red, off to have a glass or two. See ya later mate!

Sticky hand? The mind boggles Reagan.....

 

 

.... .. lol lol - must be the  "wanker" I always said "it" was!!!   Ahhh spare me - lol lol lol 

Also why - do these "supposed men" - always appear at the same time?  Check out the "time" under their names  (every Topic) ........ so bizarre and weirdly questionable??

Yeah well we know why....

A god thread radish,     until the 'beasties'    come on and try to wreck everything,   again,      they cant leave anything alone,   pack of twits,   

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The dhead speaketh 

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