To the Gentle Men

Do you wear jewellery?

I only wear a pinky ring and a watch.

Do you wear brown to the city? 

I have one city suit , striped and waisted 

Do you walk on the kerb side when accompanily a Lady 

Do you exit a lift last?

Do you thank people for service (like bus drivers)?

Do you reply to "How do you do" with "How do you do"? 

Do you break bread and scones by hand or cut with a knife?

Do you defer?

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White square in the pocket hee hee next thing is a picket in your shirt for your pencil . 

Jermyn St my dear boy 

Gin and tonic boy 

I did tell you I was drinking tonight . Vino veritas.

New nick brown shoes .RAffy 

make sure your tie matches your shoe - exact shade of brown

a gentleman hold his liquor well

White square in the pocket geez 

i didnt say white - bloody hell - dont you have an imagination

make sure its silk

Boglioli, Drakes or Cucinelli all good

Your making me laugh . My tie is my club tie. I never wear brown shoes to the city . 

no brown shoes 

 

jesus - you are really old school

Of course I have brown shoes .For the country never the city .

Why would you want to dress like s waiter ..

I withies my invitation to my club . You migt be mistaken for the waitress 

I blow my nose in a silk handerchief.

What do you think Rsf is is exceotsbkr to thank for dinner by e-mail .

i was always taught that one replied single side for dinner and double side for week end ,

youre slurring old chap

can't make out what the bloody hell youre saying

who had you over for the weekend?

send her flowers mate - dont be a cheapskate

I will try and talk very slowly ,Do you think it is exceptable to thank for dinner or weekend by e/mail 

Yes I suppose it's acceptable

byt if you want to do it with class - send flowers and a bottler of bubbly with your hand written note 

How much do you leave for the highered help ?I tend to leave 40 dolllars in crisps notes .

Add another 10 for a happy ending

 

actyally I pay the same only in Rupiah or Pesos or Fils 

But you leave in their purse .I leave on the dreading table 

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Micha - Brockys in high spirits 

his medical check came through with flying colours

What did he have checked?

 

Blood tests and the like 

he has lived with a potentially life threatening illness for years

the tests results were really good 

think he's on his 3rd  bottle  of prosecco

Just giving him some friendly advice on how to dress like a gentleman

he obviously has no clue 

Tell him to stop drinking that horse pee, it will do him in. Try this

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glad the results were good, convey that to him.

 

I'm having a hard time changing his crappy dressing 

one has to be born with taste 

- both for clothes  and for fine food and wine 

Brockt was born common unfortunately

itll take a few generations 

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