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Gonorrhea Lectim - New Deadly Disease.

One should be thinking about this seriously.  The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease.  The disease is called "Gonorrhea Lectim".  It's pronounced “Gonna re-elect em" and it is a terrible and deadly ailment. 
The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behaviour involving putting your cranium up your rectum.  Many victims contracted it in 2007. But now most people, after having been infected for the past few years,are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is. 
It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout.  Most people in Queensland took the first dose a couple of months ago but the second dose is due late next year.

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I think that we are the only two people on here with a sence of humor.Probably many would crack their face if they smiled.

Hadn't seen it till now...very clever.  All your own work?

             

unfortunatly not my work.........cut and paste from email recieved on the joke club who are my mad mates.

What happened to Krissy's post that was supposed to have been made 3 hours ago (6.00 PM)?

well next time i aint gonna electem ..suanne

It is a scream - well done Dave

Well done Davey - very funny.

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