Watermelon Utopia: One World Government
Sideshow Bob Brown has delivered the Green Oration to assembled watermelons and his subject was?
You guessed it, One World Government. From the news report:
The Greens' hero was met with a standing ovation when he delivered the 2012 Green Oration, which called for a single global and democratic parliament.
"Let us create a global democracy and parliament under the grand idea of one planet, one person, one vote, one value," he said.
Senator Brown said he would call on the world's 100 Greens parties to back his "earth parliament" at the third global Greens conference in Senegal next week.
The news report didn't mention if Bob still confidently expected to be the first President of the One World Government. But he is leading the charge according to him so head honcho would be on the cards no doubt.
It may be a minor point for the Watermelons who are not known for their maths or for being practical, but if it came down to one vote one value Australia wouldn't even get a part-time representative in the 'world parliament' and would be ruled by the more populous nations. Bob is not thinking of that though, not in the euphoric green mist of a Watermelon knees-up.
Only in Tasmania.