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What made you SMILE :-) ...today??

This topic came to mind just a few minutes ago (Wed. 5th. March 9.45am) when I opened an email from Woolworths Online Shopping that was headed 'We have a Birthday surprise just for you" ! My birthday is not til the long-weekend...but hey - doesn't matter....

Woolies have given me a large "Birthday" chocolate mud-cake FREE and $10 OFF my next online order!  Excellent PR obviously but made me SMILE........  :-)

 Kinda makes up for me "bagging" them on that particular topic lol .........so I thought - there probably is "something" that does make us smile daily but we just don't recognise it as we too busy being "pissed off"! 

Let's try and have a "Smile a Day".................  :-)

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ok - outta here for tonight - Xmas Day tomor.  - hope everyone has a reasonable or fabulous day!!  

Will be back on Boxing Day with all the horrendous lil paper "jokes" from inside the Christmas Crackers!  lol   :-)

.... taking a quick break from food prep. ................. just "posting" these to go on with ...... :-)

What do call an obnoxious Reindeer?

RUDEolph

What do you get if you eat Xmas decorations?

Tinselitis 

lol lol .....  hahaaaaa ........ lol lol lol   :-)       Have a great day!!!

:) :) :) Get back to the food prep quick. :) :) :)

lol lol - you funny RnR - just cracked me up!    Finished thank heavens - was up at crack of dawn!  Crazy but ........ it's a fun day in the end!  

What do you call an Elf wearing ear-muffs?

Anything you want!  He can't hear you !!       :-)   ...... lol 

OKAY,    foxy,  raph,    or anyone who wants a laugh. lol?     WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS SANTA WITH A DUCK?         A CHRISTMAS QUACKER,              what do you call father christmas at the beach?        SANDY CLAUS,              whats the most popular christmas wine,?         I DONT LIKE BRUSSEL SPOUTS,           [i like this one[    what did ADAM  say to his wife ,  the day before christmas,?       'ITS CHRISTMAS,    EVE,'         i know.  i know,    

:) Foxy and Cats ... you must have got the same Christmas 'quackers' as my family did!!

Most of those jokes surfaced today ... along with the paper hats and mini-magnifying glasses.

lol - good pic. RnR - (mine were Tom ...blah blah's whatever his name was?) lol  Looked a bit like the one's on the left of screen..?

OK here are the jokes out of "ours" yesterday .....

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party?

'cause he had nobody to go with!

How do monkeys make toast?

They put the bread under the gorilla?      Arghhhhh......!!

What do you call a lobster who won't share his Xmas presents?

Shell-fish !

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing - it just waved!

Oh and worse! .....  there is still half a box left for next year?   lol 

P.S. Inside we got .....  post-it notes - a paper plane - a Magic card set   - animal key-ring and and - yep - a bright green totally useless plastic magnifying glass!

A couple of years ago I actually bought some expensive ones from David Jones - weren't much better!!!    O.K. for a bit of fun!     :-) 

 

:) Good ones Foxy ... well, all over for another year. And yep, half a box of crackers left.

Plan B......yoo hoo......went to Coles this morning and they did have the Finest  mince pies.....got two more packets for $3 each on markdown so you may be lucky...give it a go at your local store.

FOXY,  RnR,   I DIDNT GET MINE FROM CRACKERS,   [in fact, none got pulled,    so have them ALL for next year,      mine were in one of my magazines,      THANK YOU TWILA,       hope everyone is fit and well,    and all had a great day,         ,  and are fit and well to give the next year a bash,  lol,lol,  

Wishing everyone a wonderful 2018 .... and may everyones' dreams and hopes be realized.

What made me smile today was talking to Wendy at the nursing home. She is really happy there without a doubt. I suspect my best efforts at care do not compare with the attention she is receiving now.

I drop in most days and take her out occasionally but she is always happy about going back.

A real relief.

Take it easy.

SD

S,D,     good to hear from you,   i didnt post for awhile,  so missed a bit of the news,    i didnt know WENDY was in a nursing home,   but thought something must be up,  when you said, 'just me and the mutts',     i will send you a p,m,    im so glad to hear she is doing well,   

That’s great news Shaggy :) 

great news Shaggy.  I only wish my late father had done the same thing with my mother (she also had dementia)...she hated being in the family home and was a person who loved company and she would have been better off in a good nursing home...sadly my father was the exact opposite...was no company for her at all when she needed it.  Sad but true!

OK,   RAPHIE boy,    where are YOUR jokes,  ?  lol,    come on,    you must have plenty,     the harems you visit must have jokes,  

 

 

...... good "smile" today ........    :-)     YLC took down/removed some disgusting and sickening posts today - that were "posted" on the week-end!  !  Not sure how many people reported etc. ???  - but yayyy for YLC!!!    :-)

Thank you!

Thanks Suze, that was great. The Frenchy and the pug were funny. 

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well I smiled today ..........   :-)   :-)

Was cleaning out my food pantry - food/cook books etc. (long overdue) and came across this amazing Cookbook "Herald Sun Reader Recipes" (1950 - 1960)  -  that my friend gave me like 10/12 years ago (when she found it in an Op Shop) and paid 50 cents for it!!!   lol 

The photo's (of the people)  and their recipes are simply amazing (all in black n white of  course)....... RnR would love this - lol .......    :-)

A boiled fruit cake recipe  (that I remember my Nan making actually.......) I may give it a "go" when I get around to it!!!   :-) 

 

send me a slice foxy

I want a slice too

It would go well with my Image result for smiley hilarious gif

 

lol - cool - there were also some amazing recipes (so simple) just for using "lemon's" - my friend always gives me a big bag of lemons from her tree's - and apart from "lemon squeezed into water" - and lemon pancakes (with sugar) never do much with them???  Sad really .....

Oh yeah - lemons are really great for keeping ants out of the house ..... lol - (found that out on Google yonks ago .......)   just squeeze some lemon where they getting in or where they are ..... - you will never see them again!

Trusted and true - by ME! lol lol 

how sweet, that makes me

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