A lexophile is a lover of words and language. These one-liners are for everyone, but they may give a lexophile an extra laugh.
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I went into a book shop and asked the saleswoman where the help section was. She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
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What if there were no hypothetical questions?
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If a deaf child signs swear words does his mother wash his hands with soap?
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Read: Friday Funnies – Poking fun at politicians
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?
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Is there another word for synonym?
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Where do park rangers go to ‘get away from it all’?
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What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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Read: Friday Funnies – The other side of serious
If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is it homeless or naked?
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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One nice thing about egoists is they don’t talk about other people.
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If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
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If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
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Whose cruel idea was it for the word ‘lisp’ to have an ‘s’ in it?
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Why is there an expiry date on sour cream?
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Can an atheist get insurance against acts of god?
Are you a lexophile? Should there be more lexophiles in the world? What’s your joke of the week?