There are three sons of a priest. They committed some bad crimes, so they have to drink holy water at church.
The first man walks up and the priest says, ”What crime did you commit? Drink the holy water now”
He says he killed his mother. He drinks the water.
The second comes up, the priest says the same thing. He says he killed his son. He drinks the water.
The third comes up laughing, so the priest says, ”What crime did you commit? ”
To which he replies, ”I peed in the holy water!”
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Q: Why did the golf player take an extra pair of pants when he went out on the golf course?
A: Just in case he got a hole in one.
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