Friday Funnies: Smoking hot deal

These Friday Funnies will have you wishing for more!

Friday Funnies: Smoking hot deal

The public safety officer came up to a large mob of people outside a department store and asked, “What’s happening?”

A mall officer replied, “These people are waiting to get the new Barbie doll.”

The public safety officer shook his head and muttered, “Who can resist a Barbie queue?”

A bus carrying people crashes on an icy road and kills everyone inside.

Upon arrival to heaven, God says, “Since you have died in a horrible way, I’ll grant you one wish before I let you into heaven.”

The first woman, who was concerned about her looks, comes up to God and says, “I wish to be beautiful.” God grants the woman her wish.

The next person cannot decide on his own wish, so he ends up wishing for the same thing.

At this point, a man at the back of the line begins to laugh.

As the other people see how wonderful these people now looked, they all start wishing for the same thing.

The man at the back laughs even louder, and the closer God gets to the end of the line, the louder the man laughs.

God finally reaches the man, and asks, “What is your wish, son?”

The man replies: “Make them all ugly again!”

A girl walked in while her mother was getting ready for work.

"What are you doing?" the daughter asked.

"Putting on my wrinkle cream," the mother answered.

"Oh," she said, walking away. "I thought they were natural."

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