An elderly frumpy couple return to a Mercedes dealership, where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde.
“I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $75,000 asking price,” said the man. “Yet I just heard you close the deal for $65,000 to the lovely young lady there. You told us there could be no discount on this model.”
“Well, what can I tell you?” replied the grinning salesman. “She had the ready cash and, just look at her, how could I resist?”
Just then, the young woman approached the middle-aged couple and gave them the keys.
“There you go Dad,” she said. “I told you I could get the tosser to reduce the price!
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