How to get a better used car deal

An elderly frumpy couple return to a Mercedes dealership, where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde.

“I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $75,000 asking price,” said the man. “Yet I just heard you close the deal for $65,000 to the lovely young lady there. You told us there could be no discount on this model.”

“Well, what can I tell you?” replied the grinning salesman. “She had the ready cash and, just look at her, how could I resist?”

Just then, the young woman approached the middle-aged couple and gave them the keys.

“There you go Dad,” she said. “I told you I could get the tosser to reduce the price!

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Written by Leon Della Bosca

Publisher of YourLifeChoices – Australia's most-trusted and longest-running retirement website. A trusted voice on Australia's retirement landscape, including retirement income and planning, government entitlements, lifestyle and news and information relevant to Australians over 50. Leon has worked in publishing for more than 25 years and is also a travel writer and editor, graphic designer and photographer.

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