Friday Funnies: Pig verses rope

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Friday Funnies: Pig and rope

A pig and a cat were walking down a path.

The pig was very stupid, so the cat had to explain everything to him. 

When the cat was explaining something to the pig, the cat fell down a deep pit. He requested the pig to grab a rope from their home and return to the pit. 

The pig soon returned with a sturdy rope. 

“Throw it down!” the cat yelled, 

So, the pig threw the whole rope down the pit. 

“You idiot! You were supposed to grab hold of one end!” 

The pig, after thinking for a while, jumped down the pit and grabbed hold of the rope. 

A guy goes to a Psychiatrist desperate for his doctor’s help. 

"Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First, I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"

The doctor replies, "It's very simple. You're two tents." 

At the restaurant, a sign read "Karaoke Tonight!" 

Grandma studied it before asking, "What kind of fish is that?"

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    5th Jan 2018
    12:01pm
    Old Geezer and Tib held a great outdoors party on a warm sunny day.

    Then a cat turned up .... and it magically became Raphael.

    Then a dog turned up .... and it magically became GrandmaKathleen22.

    Then a magpie turned up ... and it magically became Rae.

    Then Rainey turned up ... and the day became rainy. Bloody Rainey!!!! Party spoiled.
    Tib
    5th Jan 2018
    12:50pm
    Oh god Jim that's terrible. :)
    Anonymous
    5th Jan 2018
    5:10pm
    Terrible??? Oh no, I'm shattered. I wasted 3 hours of my life to compose that masterpiece. ARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

    Oh well it could have been worse. I could have spent 3 hours on Tony Abbott's website. Now THAT would certainly be a waste of time.
    Tib
    5th Jan 2018
    5:24pm
    Tony Abbott has a website. That is terrible. :)))


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