Is this first-ever blonde-guy joke?

This time it’s a blonde-haired guy who’s the butt of the joke – not an Irishman.

Is this first-ever blonde-guy joke?

An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch when the Irishman said, “Corned beef and cabbage!  If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.”

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, “Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.”

The blonde guy opened his lunch and said, “Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping, too.”

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, “If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!”

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, “I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realise he hated burritos so much.”

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde guy’s wife. The blonde guy's wife said, “Don't look at me. He made his own lunch.”





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    Peterrj
    17th Jul 2015
    11:49am
    Aye? I don't get it???
    Polly Esther
    17th Jul 2015
    12:03pm
    oh I see, you must be a blonde too. LOL

    17th Jul 2015
    12:46pm
    Sign in a bar:
    "Those of you who are drinking to forget, please do pay in advance."

    "The reason men lie is because women ask too many questions."

    "Getting caught is the Mother of Invention."

    "The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is the fact that it has never tried to contact us."

    And, this one which I don't like ver much, but the ladies will appreciate......
    "Behind every great man there is a surprised woman."

    Have a really great weekend, everyday is a Saturday for us "Oldies", and good luck.
    nico
    17th Jul 2015
    2:50pm
    What has happened; they left out the jew and scotsman? Unfashionable in these times or am I getting old?
    Anonymous
    17th Jul 2015
    5:13pm
    nico, will this one do?

    Q: What is the difference between a Jewish mother and a terrorist?

    A: You can negotiate with the terrorist.
    Janran
    12th Nov 2017
    7:24pm
    Q: Where are all the old, white male jokes?
    A: They're here!

    As a direct descendant of Mary Queen of Scots (legitimately and illegitimately), I feel I'm allowed to tell a Scottish joke...

    A young Scotsman enters the workshop and asks the craftsman "How much to repair my condom?"
    "Well, it'll be 3 pennies to 'ave it vulcanised. And 5 pennies for a brand new condom."
    The Scot scratches his head and says he'll have to think about it and he'll be back tomorrow.
    Next day he returns and exclaims "My three brothers and I have decided, we'll 'ave it vulcanised please."

    17th Jul 2015
    5:38pm
    At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused.
    The painting depicted three black men totally naked, sitting side by side on a bench.two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis.
    The curator of the gallery saw the couple and realised they were having trouble interpretations the painting and offered his personal assessment.
    He went on over a half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African Americans in a predominantly white, patriarchal society.
    "In fact", he pointed out, "some serious critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society".
    After the curator left, an Irishman approached the couple and said "Would you like to know what the painting is really about?"
    "Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?", asked the couple.
    "Because I am the artist who painted the picture" he replied. "In fact, there are noAfrican Americans depicted at all. They're just three Irish miners covered in coal dust. The guy in the middle went home for lunch".

    (I hope the moderator doesn't can this one, or me!)
    Jim
    18th Jul 2015
    6:17am
    Love it, never heard it before, it will be told many times over the next few days, keep em coming guys. Laughter really is the best medicine.
    Creative chef
    19th Jul 2015
    4:28pm
    I had a chuckle at joke. however when I read you comment Willie, I really cracked up, laughed till tears rang down my face, so a big thank-you for making my day. Cheers
    Janran
    12th Nov 2017
    7:38pm
    How do you know Willie's name, CC? There's no name appearing on my screen, that Dim replied to.
    Nor for the other one near the top of the page which starts with "Sign in a bar:..."
    17th Jul 2015
    12:46pm
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    TinTin
    12th Jan 2018
    10:55am
    The blonde guy was probably an Australian north shore surfer with a panel van and driving cap (they think the car goes faster when wearing one).


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