Dentist jokes

Why not fill in some time and have a laugh as Friday Funnies celebrates dental week.

Q: What did the judge say to the dentist?
A: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?


Q: What is a dentist’s favourite time of day?
A: Tooth-hurty!

Q: What do false teeth and the stars have in common?
A: Both come out at night.


The dentist looked inside a patient’s mouth and gasped, “Oh gosh, you’re going to need a lot of expensive repair work done!”
The patient stammered, “What is it, what can you see?”
The dentist looked closer, “Well, I can see a root canal for you and a new car for me.”

Q: How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
A: His drill slipped.


If I normally brushed my teeth with half the enthusiasm I do when I brush them 15 minutes before a dentist appointment, I wouldn’t have a single cavity.

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Written by Liv Gardiner


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