Friday Funnies: Best surfing jokes

Font Size:

Today we’re celebrating Boardies Day with these surfing classics.

Why are surfers so relaxed all the time?
They’re the only grown-ups who are allowed to pee in their clothes.


How does Mick keep cool in the heat?
Fanning.


What do surfing and oil have in common?
They’re both measure by the barrel.


Why didn’t the surfer ride the glassy waves?
Because he heard they were breaking.


A surfer known for the number of waves he caught was asked for his secret.
“It’s simple,” he replied. “When I get up in the morning, and my wife is lying on her right side, I only take waves with a right break. If she is lying on her left side, I only take waves with a left break.”
“And if she is lying on her back?”
“In that case, I sure as hell don’t go surfing!”


Give a man a surfboard, and you’ve distracted him for a day. Teach a man to surf, and you can’t get him to work.


How can you spot a surfer at a wedding?
He’s the one who’s missing.


Why is surfing like sex?
Because when it’s good, it’s really, really good. And when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.


Two drunk surfers were at the bar and one asked, “Hey, what’s worse, ignorance or indifference?”
The other replied, “I don’t know, and I don’t care.”

Did we forget any classic surfing jokes? Share yours in the comment section below.

If you enjoy our content, don’t keep it to yourself. Share our free eNews with your friends and encourage them to sign up.

Join YourLifeChoices today
and get this free eBook!

Join
By joining YourLifeChoices you consent that you have read and agree to our Terms & Conditions and Privacy Policy

RELATED LINKS

Friday Funnies: Very superstitious

What would make Friday the 13th even scarier? If it were on a Monday.

Friday Funnies: The racehorse and the donkey

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks, "Why the long face?"

Friday Funnies: Politicians

What separates politicians from liars? The ‘and'.

Written by livga

0 Comments

Total Comments: 0

    FACEBOOK COMMENTS



    SPONSORED LINKS

    continue reading

    Entertainment

    Jenny Eclair: 'Middle-aged women aren't invisible, they are just ignor

    "I've had a lapse back into the menopause today," Jenny Eclair declares at the start of our interview. "I had...

    Aged Care

    Is your loved one in aged care during the pandemic? Here are seven ideas to make things easier if lockdown strikes again

    Many families have faced the stress of having a loved one in aged care during this anxious time of COVID-19....

    Health & Ageing

    How The Midlife Method author keeps her health on track

    In The Midlife Method, food and lifestyle writer Sam Rice explores why it is so much harder to lose weight...

    Health

    How to … tell if you're oversleeping and what to do

    An adult needs between seven-and-a-half to nine hours of sleep each night. If you're consistently sleeping for longer than this...

    Community

    Hand in hand at London Zoo with a simian friend

    YourLifeChoices' 91-year-old columnist Peter Leith recalls an encounter of the simian kind during a visit to London Zoo back in...

    Podcast

    Retirement Made Simple

    In this interview with podcast host John Deeks, the 80-year-old offers pearls of wisdom on all matters retirement: the sea...

    Uncategorized

    The last blockbuster had an end of summer sleepover

    Several months ago, the last Blockbuster store on Earth temporarily rebranded - as an extremely nostalgic Airbnb. A few lucky...

    Australia

    Best day trips from Melbourne

    We've got more reasons than ever to embrace the adventures we can find in our own backyard and, luckily, Victoria...

    LOADING MORE ARTICLE...