Gardening gags

During isolation many of us turned to gardening to keep us entertained. Whether you’ve got a garden full of trees or tend to potted houseplants, these gardening gags deliver the goods.

Someone has been adding soil to my garden.
The plot thickens.

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What do you call an everyday potato?
A commen-tator.

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Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!

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Why is the mushroom always invited to parties?
Because he’s a fungi!

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What has no fingers, but many rings?
A tree.

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What kind of tree can fit into your hand?
A palm tree.

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What did the grape say when it was crushed?
Nothing, but it let out a little wine.

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Why do trees have so many friends?
They branch out.

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When does a farmer dance? When he drops the beet.

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What did the watermelon say to the cantaloupe?
You’re one in a melon.

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What did one plant say to another?
What’s tomata?

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How do trees get online?
They just log in.

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Why was the gardener so embarrassed?
He wet his plants.

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Where do flowers recharge?
At a power plant!

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What do you call a cheerleading herb?
An encourage mint!

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How did the gardener know his herbs were fully grown?
It was just about thyme!

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