Knock, knock. Who’s there?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? It’s Friday Funnies bringing you some short but sweet ‘knock, knock’ gags.

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Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Adore. 
Adore who? 
Adore is between us. Open up! 

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
It’s to whom.

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Knock, knock. 
Who’s there 
Amish 
Amish who? 
Aw, how sweet. I miss you, too.

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Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Alien. 
Alien who? 
Just how many aliens do you know?

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
That’s revolting.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
All this time and I had no idea you could yodel.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, now hand over the cash.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Moustache.
Moustache who?
I moustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Okay, okay. W. H. O.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice door open, or what?

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
No need to cry. It’s only a joke.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in. It’s cold out here!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec-tricity. Ain’t that a shocker?

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Written by Liv Gardiner

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