‘Smarty pants’ kids

Meet a few kids who don’t shy away from speaking their minds. You might fall in love with them and want to take them home – such is their quick wit. 

Teacher: How old is your father?

Kid: He is 6 years.

Teacher: What? How is this possible?

Kid: He only became my father when I was born.

Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

Maria: Here it is.

Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

Class: Maria.

Teacher:  Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile’?

Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’

Teacher:  No, that’s wrong

Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 

Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

Donald: H I J K L M N O.

Teacher: What are you talking about?

Donald: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.   

Teacher: Clyde, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?

Clyde: No sir, it’s the same dog.   

Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Harold: A teacher.