Friday Funnies: World Mountain Day
Why are mountains so funny? Because they are hill areas.
Friday Funnies: Best surfing jokes
Two drunk surfers were at the bar and one asked, “Hey, what’s worse, ignorance or indifference?” The other replied, “I don’t know, and I don’t care.”
Friday Funnies: Movie theatres
Breaking news, a movie theatre was robbed of almost $10,000. The thieves got away with three boxes of popcorn, two large sodas, three boxes of Maltesers and a hotdog.
Friday Funnies: Very superstitious
What would make Friday the 13th even scarier? If it were on a Monday.
Friday Funnies: Politicians
We should have known communism would never work, there were so many red flags. n n
Friday Funnies: The racehorse and the donkey
A horse walks into a bar. The barman says, “Hey.” nThe horse says, “Yes please.” n
Friday Funnies: A talking dog
A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “What’ll you have?” nThe skeleton says, “Give me a beer and a mop.” n
Friday Funnies: The pure bread dog
I can’t take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him. nI guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog. n
Friday Funnies: Toilet humour
You’re never too mature to enjoy toilet humour. Let your inner child out and have a giggle over these silly – and somewhat revolting – toilet jokes.
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