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Friday Funnies: World Mountain Day

Why are mountains so funny? Because they are hill areas.

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Friday Funnies: Best surfing jokes

Two drunk surfers were at the bar and one asked, “Hey, what’s worse, ignorance or indifference?” The other replied, “I don’t know, and I don’t care.”

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Friday Funnies: A year of wonders

Contributor Peter Leith shares his favourite memes of 2020.

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Friday Funnies: Movie theatres

Breaking news, a movie theatre was robbed of almost $10,000. The thieves got away with three boxes of popcorn, two large sodas, three boxes of Maltesers and a hotdog.

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Friday Funnies: Very superstitious

What would make Friday the 13th even scarier? If it were on a Monday.

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Friday Funnies: Politicians

We should have known communism would never work, there were so many red flags. n n

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Friday Funnies: The racehorse and the donkey

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says, “Hey.” nThe horse says, “Yes please.” n

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Friday Funnies: 2020 in memes

2020: We can either laugh or cry. So why not choose to laugh?

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Friday Funnies: A talking dog

A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “What’ll you have?” nThe skeleton says, “Give me a beer and a mop.” n

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Friday Funnies: Jokes for the season

What do trees feel in springtime? Releaf.

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Friday Funnies: The pure bread dog

I can’t take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him. nI guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog. n

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Friday Funnies: Toilet humour

You’re never too mature to enjoy toilet humour. Let your inner child out and have a giggle over these silly – and somewhat revolting – toilet jokes.

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