Have you ever started to tell a joke only to forget the punchline halfway through? While the forgetfulness can be funny on its own, no-one wants to suffer through the embarrassment of messing up a good joke. Sometimes you need to get a quick laugh on demand and what better way to do it than with one of these short jokes?
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What do you call a pony with a cough?
A little horse.
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What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
Read: Friday Funnies: Shaggy dog jokes
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What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
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What did the buffalo say when his son left home?
Bison.
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Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
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What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoilt milk.
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Why did the gym close down?
It just didn’t work out.
Read: Friday Funnies: Three quick jokes to lift your day
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I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday.
I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
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Why did the yoghurt go to the art exhibition?
Because it was cultured.
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What’s the best way to quit being vegan?
Go cold turkey.
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Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Because they are easy to see through.
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Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
Read: Friday Funnies: ‘Punny’ cartoons part two
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What has plenty of ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield.
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