19 unusual computer viruses

Here are 19 unusual computer viruses of which to steer clear but at which you can still have a giggle! The Woody Allen Virus is our favourite. Which is yours?     

Ellen Degeneres virus

Your IBM suddenly claims it’s a MAC.


Monica Lewinsky virus

Sucks all the memory out of your computer.


Titanic virus

Makes your whole computer go down.


Disney virus

Everything in the computer goes Goofy.


Mike Tyson virus

Quits after one byte.


Prozac virus

Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn’t care.


Lorena Bobbit virus

Turns your hard disk into a 3.5-inch floppy.


Woody Allen virus

Bypasses the motherboard and turns on daughter card.


Spice Girl virus

Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop.


Ronald Reagan virus

Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.


Oprah Winfrey virus

Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB.


Arnold Schwarzenegger virus

Terminates and stays resident … It’ll be back.


The Telstra virus

Causes leased lines to be taken out of service, issues a denial that it had anything to do with it, and then sends an invoice to prove it.


The Dyslexia virus

Messes about with your flies.


The Star Trek virus

Boldly goes where no virus has gone before.


The Winona Ryder virus

Turns your floppy disks into hard ones.


The Volvo virus

Enables disks to survive severe head crashes, but slows processor, impossible to get rid of, and goes on forever.


The Kylie Minogue virus

Infects all your files for a period of time, then disappears completely without trace.


The Mussollini virus

Hangs your system ­– from a lamppost.

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