[Janelle Ward]

Online dating apps have revolutionised the way many relationships are formed – and forever changed pick-up lines.
A Canstar Blue survey asked more than 500 online daters to reveal the cheesiest and cheekiest pick-up lines they’d used or had used on them. Here’s 20 that get a special mention. See if you’ve kept pace with the latest sure-fire ways to sink or swim.
• Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
• I have to complain to Spotify because they didn’t list you as this week’s hottest single.
• Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea.
• Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see.
• Do you like Mexican food? Because I want to make you my bae-rrito.
• I’m not a photographer but I can picture you and I together.
• Do you like Star Wars? Because ‘Yoda’ only one for me.
• Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
• My internet is 4G but my heart is ‘4U’.
• Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper.
• Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.
• Do you have a map? Because I’m getting lost in your eyes.
• Are you a fart? Because you blew me away.
• You’re the only carbon sample I want to date.
• Are you a vegetable? Because you’re a cute-cumber.
• I would say you’re a 9, because I want to be the only 1 in your life.
• Are you a whiteboard? Because you got ‘sexy’ written all over you.
• I’d rate you a 2 … I mean ‘too’ good to be true.
• If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
• I’m researching important dates in history; do you want to be mine?
Read the full story here.
What’s your favourite from the list above. What’s the best line you’ve ever used?

[KSS]

No wonder you are still single if you use any of those and expect them to work!

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