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Friday Funnies: history of violins

Did you hear the one about the husband basher with a history of violins?

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Friday Funnies: history of violins

Did you hear the one about the husband basher with a history of violins?

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We go fishing for jokes

Revealed: Why didn’t Noah do much fishing on the ark.

Caughtya!

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Revealed: Why didn’t Noah do much fishing on the ark.

Caughtya!

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