Friday Funnies: Easter special

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While some may be spending this weekend hunting for chocolate eggs, I have spent my time on the arduous hunt for some Easter jokes that are actually funny. Take it from someone who seriously considered including the joke ‘What’s yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees? The Easter bunana!’, because the bar for holiday humour is so low. However, after searching high and low, these Easter gags are guaranteed to give you a chuckle.

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Why does Peter Cottontail go hopping down the bunny trail?
Because he’s too young to drive.

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What happened when the Easter bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after.

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How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
One – after that it’s not empty anymore!

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What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?
“It’s been nice gnawing you.”

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Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it’s easier than trying to wallpaper them!

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What kind of bunny can’t hop?
A chocolate one!

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What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.

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What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?
A receding hareline.

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What happened when the Easter bunny caught his head in a fan?
It took ears off his life!

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What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit note?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.

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How do you make Easter easier?
Replace the ‘t’ with an ‘i’.

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