A handful of seven-year-old children in Australia were asked what they thought of beer. There were some interesting responses. Which one do you like the best?
I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mum gets.
Beer makes my dad sleepy, and we get to watch what we want on television when he is asleep, so beer is nice.
My mum and dad both like beer. My mum gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn’t think this is very funny.
My mum and dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.
My dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn’t have too much.
My dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time he danced right into the pool.
I don’t like beer very much. Every time dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.