Friday Funnies: Fuel stop signs

A local fuel station in Wallingford, Seattle, keeps the whole town laughing with its daily revolving signs that spruik hilarious maxims and funny phrases.

From our favourites, ‘My wife said I never listen to her, or something like that’ to ‘Ants are healthy because they have little antibodies’, these signs are a welcome change from the daily barrage of billboards and sale signs.

So, sit back and have a chuckle! 

We’ve selected ten of the best, but wait, there’s loads more! Visit for the rest.

Which one is your favourite? Do you have any funny phrases of your own? Why not share them with our members?

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