Friday funnies: classroom classics

The holidays are the perfect time to reflect on our years back in the classroom … and rejoice that we’re no longer there! These classroom crackers from duckster.com will have you chuckling.

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Q: Why did the teacher go to the beach?
A: To test the water.

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Teacher: “If I had six oranges in one hand and seven apples in the other, what would I have?”
Student: “Big hands!”

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Teacher: “If you got $20 from five people, what do you get?”
Student: “A new bike.”

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Q: Why did the teacher turn the lights on?
A: Because her class was so dim.

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Teacher: “I hope I didn’t see you looking at John’s exam?”
Student: “I hope you didn’t either!”

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Q: What did the ghost teacher say to the class?
A: Look at the board and I will go through it again. 

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Q: Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?
A: She couldn’t control her pupils!

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Teacher: “Didn’t I tell you to stand at the end of the line?”
Student: “I tried but there was someone already there!” 

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Teacher: “You missed school yesterday, didn’t you?”
Student: “Not really.”

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Written by Liv Gardiner

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