Winter is upon us, so for many it’s time to get cosy. Light the fire, grab a hot drink and enjoy some laughs to warm the soul.
Melissa and Jennifer decide to meet for lunch at their local restaurant during winter.
They both decide to sit outside to enjoy the crisp afternoon air but soon realise their mistake as they start to really get cold.
Their food soon arrives and they tuck in, but Melissa stops in her tracks.
Melissa: It sure is cold out!
Jennifer: Why do you say that?
Melissa: I just chipped a tooth on my soup!
Q: What do skiers eat for lunch? A: Icebergers
Q: Why was the snowman sad? A: Cause he had a meltdown.
Q: What did the tree say after a long winter? A: What a re-leaf.
It’s so cold…
Pickpockets are sticking their hands in strangers pockets to keep them warm.
Politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
Dogs are wearing cats.
When we milked the cows we got ice cream.
I chipped my tooth on my soup.
We didn’t clean the house, we just defrosted it.