There was a father and two sons. The sons were called Ikey and Mikey.
They stayed in their apartment while their Dad went to the shops.
Unfortunately, their father forgot his key to the car.
He shouted to Ikey, “Throw my key out the window!”
So Ikey threw Mikey out the window …
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: He was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
I named my dog ‘tenkays’ so I can tell people that I walk tenkays every single day.