Friday Funnies: Star signs

Whether you believe that your heart and mind are mapped out in the stars or not, you’ll have a chuckle at these astrology memes.

A man and woman are on their first date.
“So, what do you do?” asks the woman.
“I’m currently trying to eliminate all cancers,” replies the man.
“Oh wow, that’s really impressive.”
“Then I’ll move on to the Virgos.”

Growing up with three parents was really strange.
My mum is a Gemini.

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My wife left me because of my constant zodiac puns.

It finally Taurus apart.

Do you believe in astrology? What star sign are you? Do you find these memes to be accurate?

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Liv Gardiner
Liv Gardiner
Writer and editor with interests in travel, lifestyle, health, wellbeing, astrology and the enivornment.

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