Laughing at life changes

You know what they say: life happens. Then it changes and keeps you guessing. While these gags about life changes may not be life-changing per se, they will definitely give you a good laugh.


I dialled a number and got the following recording:

“I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call.

I am making some changes in my life.

Please leave a message after the Beep. If I do not return your call,

You are one of the changes.”


My wife and I had words,

But I didn’t get to use mine.


Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.


The irony of life is that, by the time you’re old enough to know your way around, you’re not going anywhere.


God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.


I was always taught to respect my elders,

But it keeps getting harder to find one.


A woman asks a man who is travelling with six children,

“Are all these kids yours?”

The man replies, “No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer complaints”.


Nominated as the best short joke this year…

A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.

“Mum” he asked, “are these my brains?”

“Not yet,” she replied.


And if you don’t like these jokes, please note:

The deadline for complaints was yesterday!

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