Q. What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Q. What happens to elves when they are naughty?
A. Santa gives them the sack!
Q. Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A. A mince spy!
Q. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
A. It’s Christmas, Eve!
Q. How does Christmas Day end?
A. With the letter Y!
Q. What do you call Father Christmas on the beach?
A. Sandy Claus!
Q. What does Santa do with fat elves?
A. He sends them to an Elf Farm!
Q. Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
A. Santa Jaws!
Q. Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?
A. Because he had no body to go with!
Q. Why can’t Christmas trees knit?
A. Because they always drop their needles!