How do you feel about people pretending to be Jewish to be cool?

Maybe it's Seinfeld, or the ubiquitous appeal of bagels. It could be all the Jews in Hollywood, or the YouTube a capella sensations known as the Maccabeats, who flip their latkes with undeniable verve. Whatever the cause, at some point during the last 100 years, America developed a little crush on the chosen people: Jews are officially cool.

Or at least, that's how I read the latest poll from Pew on American attitudes toward other faiths. The researchers asked a panel of more than 3,200 nationally representative adults to take a "feeling thermometer" about religious groups in America, rating their level of "warmth" or "coolness" toward Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Muslims, evangelicals, atheists, and Despite making up only two percent of the country's population, despite having only 100 representatives in this 3,000-person poll, Jews were at the top. For Jews like me, this feels like the statistically impossible triumph of Hanukkah, only better.
http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2014/07/americans-just-think-jews-are-the-coolest/374530/

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Whatever turns people on.

Jewish is the new black.

We have a prime example of The "google" Jew Micha on here

I think Seinfield and Woody Alan have a lot to answer for ...

Then of course their are these people


Jerry Springer, Barbara Walters, Howie Mandel, Chelsea Handler, Joan Rivers, Bill Mayer, Jon Stewart, Mel Blanc, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Whoopi Goldberg, Seth Green, Paula Abdul, Rob Schneider, Adam Sandler, Andy Samberg, Jon Lovitz, Max Weinberg, Paul Shaffer, Paul Reuben (Pee Wee Herman), Natalie Portman, David Copperfield, Mel Brooks, Robert Downey, Jr., Bette Midler, Lenny Kravitz (who ironically married Lisa Bonet, who is also half Jewish, half African-American), Simon and Garfunkel, Bob Dylan, Pink, Billy Joel, Lisa Loeb, Harry Connick, Jr., Sasha Baron Coen (“Borat”), Harold Ramis (the nerdy Ghostbuster), Jon Lovitz, Jack Black, Billy Crystal, Rachel Bilson, Barbara Streisand, Corey Haim, Corey Feldman, Kirk Douglas, Rick Moranis, Zac Effron, Jeremy Piven, Seth Green, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Billy Joel, Joaquin Phoenix, Elizabeth Taylor, Jake Gyllenhaul, Mandy Moore, Richard Dreyfuss, Ben Stiller, Jeff Goldbloom, Rodney Dangerfield, Sammy Davis, Jr., Woody Allen, Jack Albertson (Grandpa from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory), Mel Blanc, Gilbert Gottfried, Pete Yorn, Kiss members Gene Simmons (Chaim Wetz) and Paul Stanley (Stanley Eisen), the 4 main organizers of the original Woodstock, the man who owned the farm for Woodstock, the producer and sound mixer for Woodstock, Mark Zuckerberg (the creator of facebook), George Burns, Neil Diamond, and Stephen Speilberg.

You are an honorary Jew.

Highly respected in the Jewish community as a fellow chosen one.

equal in standing with members of the Lodge

You maybe Cool but WASPS rule...

KARR-Phuyy!!!

I spit on WASPS

 

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Buzz Off

One day, two bees are buzzing around what's left of a rose bush.

"How's your summer been?" asks bee number one.

"Not too good," says bee two. "Lotta rain, lotta cold. There aren't
enough flowers, therefore not enough pollen."

The first bee has an idea. "Hey, why don't you go down to the corner and
hang a left? There's a bar mitzvah going on. Plenty of flowers and
fruit."

Bee two buzzes, "Thanks!" and takes off. An hour later, the bees bump into
each other again.

"How was the bar mitzvah?" asks the first bee.

"Great!" replies the second.

The first bee, however, notices a small circle on his friend's head, and
inquires, "What's that on your head?"

"A yarmulke," is the answer. I didn't want them to think I was a WASP


Cool Jew
The Ultimate Guide for Every Member of the Tribe

(aka The Heebster Handbook)

 


"It's never been hipper to be Jewish."
—VH1

Cool Jew: The Ultimate Guide for Every Member of the Tribe (Andrews McMeel Publishing, $12.99) by award-winning journalist Lisa Alcalay Klug is a field manual for the 21st century Jew and the people who love them. This book decodes contemporary Judaism and its hippest forms of cultural and creative expression.

Ayn Rand was Jewish how cool can you get .. 

And Leonard Cohen ..and Jesus...

Alan Greenspan

Janet Yellen

Clark Kent

Julio Iglesias (September 23, 1943 - )

Elvis Aaron Presley

Monica Lewinski

No she was Cuban, I mean Hispanic

Harrison Ford 

Peter Paul and Mary

Not the singers but the other ones...

What other ones?

Then there's my hero George Soros.

You know the New Testament ones oops forgot you don't know about that.,,

Satan worshippers. Turncoats

Followers of the Angel of the Bottomless Pit

But -  but - you not Jewish pete/sol. Post a pic of little willie, so we can check. If you have one !!

Oh I admit that I am not Jewish or circumcised . But I pretend as I want to be cool ....

Any more Jewish traditions and holidays you want to share from the net Micha.

Learn any new Yiddish words today schmuck!

Just for you here's one alter cocker. Time for dinner or TV dinner alone by the screen? Have fun!!

Is alter cocker a catholic choir boy ...

It's when he whose arse Micha kisses suddenly turns around.

There’s a notable clan yclept Stein:
There’s Gertrude, there’s Ep, and there’s Ein.
Gert’s prose has no style,
Ep's statues are vile,
And nobody understands Ein.

“Christianity's Son of the Boss,”
Was a clue that left him at a loss
         Till he found he could use
         “The King of the Jews”
For nailing 1 Down, 2 Across.
 

Gertrude was gay did you know

Ah well . A Rose Is a Rose is a Rose...

What no Muslims with burkas ?

but he's an expurt on Muslims or so he claims

so is Geomac, another man of the world 

then there's Phylls bitch Micha the midget Google Jew who's in love with his about to be married sister in law

Geomac left his Valley once and went to the outer suburbs of Melbourne. Now there is a man f the world we should listen too  .

Yes  Micha /Freud  do seem to have a strange relation  

To be sure to be sure

Already already 

Do you think I should get the cut Sol?

Nah mate. The poor girl needs to be able to pull on something. anything!!!

Well it is a big problem . I have his huge head of hair . I have had a number 2 but thinking of going for a Buzz cut..

But I do get your point about the girls..

See above!

Julie must like it short!

not so messy and besides it doesn't flap around in the wind like mine

Have you gone for the skinny jeans and big boots look yet?

What for.

i usually hang around the house in my boxers

when I go out I wear a kaftan, so it's not noticeable

Love it .. I have gone forthe gay look . It is compulsary around here..

And in Gerrys electorAte as well

Oh no Gerry lives alone in a forest somewhere . I think ragged check shirts and flappy jeans and old boots are de riguere . Maybe shorts navy blue with socks and boots and a shot gun. And of course a skinng knife for the whatever ...

DOW up 200 points.

Unemplyment continues to trend down.

Aussie socialist economy screwed.

But the b&staeds in labor won't let Abbot fix it

I know well Aussies love the beach. But Syders is going gangbusters thanks to tthe chinese immigrants ...

LOL LOL LOL - Bunch of total "nutters" !!!!! lol  or should I say "one" that pretends he is "two"? lol lol lol -  the Pete/Solomon - Solomon/Pete thread - unbelievable!

Are you going to be hip and pretend your Jewish Foxy.,,

Foxy the reason Pete and I often engage in a two way covers action is that most others on here are boring farts who :

1. Have no sense of humour

2. Can't think outside the box

3 so wedded in their left wing ideology, their neurons are corroded and fused to what's left of their rotted brain

Yeah and ungrateful bloody Cats has run off with Mustuffa T ...

I am so upset I am drinking my Bolly out of a wine glass..,

Maaaate I am three quarters through a bottle of Bolly on my own and have last night of the proms on and sihhing Jerrusalem .  Life's puuurfect..

Happy 2015 Sol  and Twilsy and all the others who don't indulge in the blood sport on this tiny site of ripping into each other..

I can't think of a single NewYears Reso as life is just about perfect . 

Dead right foxy..............with brains like them they should be in a padded cell

Given your hatred of the Jews Davey guess you will never be cool . 

Foxy please don't let the racist thug possibly align himself with you ...

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