DUMB AND DUMBER AWARD

"Two Perth men who allegedly tried to hold up a pharmacy in Perth's south accidentally foiled their own plans after one squirted himself in the face with pepper spray and the other cut himself with a knife he was threatening staff with.

The Dumb & Dumber pair allegedly escaped the Shoalwater scene stealing only sleep apnoea masks after a confrontation with staff spilled into the pharmacy carpark."

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Hahaha serves them right. Maybe they  do suffer  from sleep apnoea!

 

Pepe -  That's hilarious, hope it was caught on T.V.  They should make a series of Dumb and Dumber Awards, it would make great entertainment. I remember a few years back two Australians tried to hold up a shop in America. They wondered how they were caught by police, turns they were wearing T-shirts with Aust. motifs on them and spoke with Aussie accents.

 

 

Dunno where you get your facts from HOLA. I suspect you're talking about two Australians who robbed a bank in Vail, Colorado in 2005.

Their Australian accents did give them away. They were actually regular customers of the bank. Nothing to do with T-shirts.

It's a complicated, hilarious but sad story. Read the details at http://www.smh.com.au/world/we-didnt-really-want-to-rob-a-bank-says-dumb-and-dumber-bandit-20100410-rzft.html and http://www.abc.net.au/austory/content/2007/s2870756.htm

Do you remember the truth about politicians as well as this too? Or just use what Murdoch tells you each day as facts?

My apologies if you are referring to a different story.

Barak -  My humble apologies oh wise one.  Do you work for the CIA? You are forever on the lookout to correct everyone. I bet you were a bully at school and gave everyone a bad time. No excuse for your bad manners.  I hope you have trained your children to be a bit more respectful, or are they bullies too?

 

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Those inaccuracies in HOLA's version of the story are exactly the kind of Chinese Whispers that lead to massive misinformation in society.

I care about facts. I wish others would. Especially those who are so certain about their right wing political views based on the "facts" they conveniently remember.

HOLA could have responded with "Sorry. I misremembered that. Thanks for the correction."

Hola, if you want some more laughs go to www.darwinawards.com

You may or may not have heard of them (been around for a while) but you will see some doozies on there LOL.

Pepe --   Thanks for your information, I could certainly do with a few laughs. 

Barak -   You will be waiting until Hell freezes over, before I apologise to you. 

I neither need nor expect a apology. I have made my point.

You didn't even understand the point of my post where I used the word "Sorry".

The fundamental flaw of democracy is that everyone gets a vote, not just the better informed.

C'mon kids, break it up. No one gets it right ALL the time and a gracious acknlowledgement of that goes a long way. A wise man said to me a long time ago "Always tell the truth but don't always be telling the truth, it makes people irritated."

A sign posted at a golf club in Scotland



1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.
5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.
8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.


WELL DONE... NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, WASH YOUR HANDS AND GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF... ??


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