come up smelling like roses!!!!!!!!!!!! just take a pill!!

"An inventor claims his pills make your farts smell like roses or chocolate.

They also come in ginger, violet, chocolate, and lily of the valley — and can be given to pets.

Christian Poincheval, 69, said he got the idea while “at a table with friends after a copious meal when we nearly asphyxiated ourselves.

“The gas wasn’t great for our table neighbours. Something had to be done about this.

“You can disguise the sound of a fart but not the stench.”

 

He began selling the pills as dietary supplements to locals before expanding his range to “add a touch of humour for any occasion”.

Christian advises taking them a week before stinky guffs would be unacceptable. A powder version is available for dogs.

The tablets are made from natural ingredients and sold by French company PilulePet for around $36 for a pack of 60.

The company’s website says: “If you are tired of rolling down the car windows then this is for you! Capsules are packaged discreetly to avoid any embarrassment.”

Pet owners can simply sprinkle the powder onto their pets’ food rather than having to feed them pills.

Sounds like a pretty great idea to us!"

having sat next to someone on a plane who definitely "did not come up smelling like roses" I think everyone who goes on an aircraft should be given one of these pills as they embark!

 

 

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......... what a load of total and utter BS !!     :)

P.S.  ardnher - typo in your "heading" .......   (smilling?)

I have always thought my farts were rather pleasant smelling. Its other peoples farts which pong. One of the worst thing is when you let off a really good one, and the person next to you smiles. You say why are you smiling. They answer I just farted.

casey, only a dog can't smell its own smell. I recommend to see a doctor in case its something serious. If not a good supply of probiotics to settle the gut flora.

Maybe casey is a poodle, LOL

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Yes Jackie, I realise you are still sulking over a previous comment. I suggest you grow up and get a sense of humour. Try and see things from the funny side of life for a change.

wish they would make something to take he body odour from people,   coming home in a tram last week,   no seats so had to hold on,    the man next to me reeked of garlic and body sweat,      fortunatly a young lad gave me his seat,  just as well as i was about to keal over,   

lol - poor Cats  :-)    Which brings to mind ....what's with the majority of delivery/courier driver guys?  They appear to start their day by spraying the equivalent of 50 cans of Lynx "elcheapo" male body spray on themselves!  Phewwwww   lol     Don't they have time to shower?

as for the farts,   i dont fart,   lol,lol,  

ha ha foxy,   i have noticed that,   they reek of cheap deo,    but i suppose they are so busy all day they dont have time to shower through the day,   mores the pity,   it was garlic smelling armpits that made my eldest daughter buy her first car,    she had to travel to the city each day,    when she first started work,    coming home  was the worst,    when people had been in there gear all day,     it only lasted a few months,  [on the trams]    and she had her first car,     i dont think she has been on a tram since, lol,   

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