Please select A or B
I will go for B.
What is the reason for your pick ?
Do others in your house do it different ?
B. Something about A just doesn't sit right with me.
No idea why, but A sort of gets me thinking about wearing clothes back to front or inside out or some such thing....
Confucius say when mouth open, out jump crickets.
B. B. B. - That is why they print the "flowers/dogs paws/shells" etc. - on them -you have to have it "over" to see the pretty prints! :-)
Save the trees wipe your arse with your left hand . Robi you would agree with this wouldn't you ...?
Pete I USE PAPER, or what is available.......
27,000 trees a day Crikey .. Plus its unclean .. Bring in Compulsary bidets I say .. With Government Subsidies . Impose a shit tax to pay to save the trees ...
I only ever use recycled and unbleached Pete. I imagine most greens do. Do you have a bidet? If you do you would be the only Aussie I know who does.
oh yes of course Robi Suzy demanded it ?
Hello Pete
bidets are so much more civilized and french
Still need some tissues to wipe and dry your arse.
Hmm I wonder Uncle Seth
Is this why French ladies have such cute arses
No tissues !! A hot air dryer ..
Lets get a march going .
Some slogans please !!!
How about " Hot air on my pussy to save the planet "
Lol!
Sick puppy
dunny but
sorry meant to say funny butt
Australia could lead the world in scented Bidets . Eucalyptus is also an anti bacterial . Grown in plantations of course ..1
This is ridiculous! Who really cares? Ugh ....................... to each "his/her own"
Stay calm Foxy .
or I'll spank that arse with a toilet roll
...waiting in anticipation!
FUNNY ABBY, t,t, has never tried that, almost dug her way to china last week, with the hole in the garden, but never the toilet roll,
the correct way is B, the paper should always face out, ANY decent hotel you stay at, will the paper that way, that is to stop any marks getting on the wall behind the wall, by that i mean finger marks,
yes, you are correct Cats ...all hotels I have stayed in have it that way.
radish, when i was younger, i worked in some of the big hotels in melbourne, and you had a head housemaid, after you had done the rooms, she would inspect, and woe betide if you put the toilet rolls the wrong way, it was almost a hanging offence, lol lol,
There has been a scientific research done into the way you hang up your toilet paper and what sort of person you are ... guess Gerry will soon let you know.
Confucius say best way to clean cheeks, wipe on moss on river bank, then wash in pool where five rivers meet so that virgins without man can bathe in his perfumed waters to attract husband.
Master I did as you ask, I bathe in your perfumed waters and still I am without husband.
Mulan, have patience. You have to wait until midnight of the full moon, then go stand in the pool, light a candle and look down at the reflection in the still waters. While staring at your own face, take a bite out of an apple and slowly brush your hair at the same time. Concentrate hard. Slowly your face will morph into that of your future husband. May the East wind guide your actions.
Mulan, you have heard good words spoken by Zhen, have patience my child. Nothing happens before its time. Even one day with good husband before the celestial beings take you, is great blessing.
Now let us all go to the temple and offer prayers to Budha for all the poor misguided people to put them out of their misery. Let us embrace the world with clear heart and good conscience. Light your candles.
Namaste
Master, before we go to prayers may I be bold to suggest to poor villager with itchy butt, to have doctor check her belly for worms. Now, I follow thee, come Zhen and Mulan. Light your candles, the Master awaits.
I have taught thee well Zhen, to give such good advice shows you have listened well. Mulan, Zhen is right, one day with husband is better than no days.
Zhen, soon you will be one of my most esteemed disciples, come let us leave this fickle world behind my children and join the other disciples for several hours of meditation.
Namaste.
I'd definitely go for B. This is how we do it at work and at home. I believe this is the right way. It appears more appropriate than A.
You appear to be obsessed with dunnys and bathrooms.
Toilet paper is unhygenic....the french beade spraying scented water on your family jewels is the way to go
Never forget when we stayed in a pensione in Paris. Only youngsters in our early 20's and never seen a bidet before...was rather puzzled when I first saw it and then it dawned on me what it was.
At least you got the spelling right
is there any other way to do it???? B